Nowhere to Run Review

The Jean Claude Van Damme Review Matrix (JCVD-RM)br /br /1. Who is he? Sam Gillen, a criminal on the loosebr /2. Which family member/friend must be avenged? His friend Billy, who breaks him out of police custody, and Clydie (Rosanna Arquette), a worn down widow and mother of two youngstersbr /3. Does he take his shirt off? In one of the most disturbingly inappropriate images possible in a movie, Sam is completely naked in front of Clydie’s children. Luckily, the viewers are spared.br /4. Does he have sex with a C-List actress? In one of his most provocative sex scenes ever, Sam and Arquette do a little carnal gymnastics (JCVD gets to a legit second base on film).br /5. Is there a tournament? JCVD steers away from his kumite roots in this one.br /6. Is training needed for this tournament? He clearly trained and prepared in some way, because he beats everyone down, has a law degree, understands the nuances of the animalistic fright-versus-flight dynamic, is an accomplished motorcycle stuntman, and knows how to drive a forklift.br /7. Does he do the splits in training or in the tournament? Sorry JCVD fans, no splits.br /8. Does he punch someone in the balls? In the first fight of the movie, one unfortunate guy gets an axe handle to the jewels.br /9. Does he do a series of flying or 360 kicks? No jumping of flying in this one.br /10. Is his enemy unbeatable? Essentially he’s fighting “The Man” and “The System”; so, it depends on your point of view.br /11. Does he overcome an injury or other hindrance? It’s possible that he had some broken ribs, but that didn’t stop him from fixing Clydie’s pipes. br /12. Does he win? Hmmm…br /br /Nowhere to Run is almost a mirror image of the 1953 classic Shane. An outlaw escaping his past, houses up with a family struggling against the classic tale of greedy corporation versus small land owner. With a sheriff – played by the guy who played Mr. Belding’s brother in one episode of “Saved by the Bell” – paid off by the land developer, and a creepy henchman played by Ted Levine, a man who appears to be perfectly suited for only that role, it’s up to Sam to save the day. Motivated by the taut, perky body of Arquette, not to mention multiple full frontal shower and sex scenes, JCVD gives us perhaps the best movie in his legendary career, following the lead from Shane one last time, as he rides off into the sunset of an ambiguous future.
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Nowhere to Run Overview
A FUGITIVE FINDS HIMSELF AT THE CENTER OF A LAND WAR IN THISHARD-HITTING THRILLER.
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Poor Rosanna Arquette ended up in this Van Damme potboiler about an escaped convict who moves onto the farm of a widow (Arquette) and her two kids. Stuff happens: a cop who likes her gets jealous and beats up the Muscles from Brussels (but only after handcuffing him), there’s a fire in the barn, bad guys are trying to drive her away, etc. The story was first developed by screenwriter Joe Eszterhas (iBasic Instinct/i) and the late director Richard Marquand (iEye of the Needle/i). Eszterhas wrote the script, but who knows what direction this story was originally going? Van Damme’s best film is still iTimecop/i, and this is a long way from the quality of that. I–Tom Keogh/I
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